Description
Smooth Stroke
Men’s Plain Front Trunks
- Lifes pretty simple when youre a swimsuit, especially when youre me.
- Ive got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
- Ive got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isnt complicated, then lets catch up.
- Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
- The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
- Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
Our ability to cause mind-altering behaviour while wearing our product does have some positive uses, as we can now program your body to swim with a perfectly smooth stroke in the water. As an added benefit your vocal chords will project the smooth soulful sounds of Barry Manilow, perhaps not such a benefit if you are female or under the age of 78.
