Description
LAND GRAB
MENS CLASSIC TRUNKS
Im often referred to as the GOAT. Once you put me on, youll understand why.
Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support.
Ive got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
Im not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
You dont have to be a cashed-up sultan or swindler to get your hands on a property investment portfolio that makes the Queens landholding look like a small patch of grass. Upon purchase of our swimwear youll receive instant ownership over numerous land titles with guaranteed perpetual rights. Simply turn up in your swimwear and tell the former owner its time to ship out.
